The Simpsons Songs Thread: "In the Garden of Eden, honey..."

I think it was only a song and video, but for some reason I think it was in an episode.

Loved when the Ramones sang Happy Birthday to Mr. Burns :lol:
 
Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like a genuine,
Bona fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd I say?
Monorail!
What's it called?
Monorail!
That's right! Monorail!
I hear those things are awfully loud...
It glides as softly as a cloud.
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
What about us brain-dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs.
Were you sent here by the devil?
No, good sir, I'm on the level.
The ring came off my pudding can.
Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hanRAB and raise your voice!
Monorail!
What's it called?
Monorail!
Once again...
Monorail!
But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Mono... D'oh!
 
y;23514243']I know it's hilarious!!

I just saw the episode where they go to a ranch and Moe sang this on the radio;

Moe Moe Moe,
How do you like me?
How do you like me?

Moe Moe Moe,
Why don't you like me?
Nobody likes me!

:lol:
 
Boozehound

[Sherry Bobbins]
In front of a Tavern, flat on his face
A booze-hound named Barney is pleading his case...

[Barney]
Buy me a beer...two bucks a glass...
C'mon help me i'm freezing my ass...
Buy me brandy...a snifter of wine
Who am i kidding, i'll drink turpentine...

[Moe]
Move it! You drunk...or I'll blast your rear-end

[Barney]
I found two bucks
[Moe]
Then come in my friend..

[Sherry Bobbins]
And soo let us leave on this heartwarming scene.

[Bart]
Can I be a booze-hound...
[Homer]
Not till you're fifteen...



I love the last two lines :lol:
 
I guess it's going to be one of those episodes, like the one that has the Twin Towers in it.

Steve Guttenberg made a brief appearance on Dancing with the Stars in its current season. I kept thinking about the Stonecutters song whenever they mentioned him: "Who made Steve Guttenberg a star..."
 
The Dixie Chicks appeared in a recent episode (the one with the return of Lurleen Lumpkin) and sang a song called "America's Back". I can't seem to find the lyrics though.
 
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