The Simpsons Funny Quotes #8: Operator! Give me the number for 911!

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Deprogrammer: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns.
Marge: Are you sure you can get him back for us?
Deprogrammer: Absolutely. I'm the one who successfully deprogrammed Jane Fonda, you know.
Marge: What about Peter Fonda?
Deprogrammer: Oh, that was a heartbreaker. But I did get Paul McCartney out of Wings.
Homer: You idiot! He was the most talented one!
 
Chief Wiggum: Well, we have no witnesses, no suspects, and no leaRAB. If anyone has any information, please dial "0" and ask for the police. That nuraber again, "0."
 
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