Well if there is any one episode where there is perhaps the funniest lines it's from the episode "The Devil to Pay" (In this episode the Ghostbusters end up on a game show called "Race the Devil", and in their final event, the poor Ghostbusters are strapped to a giant roulette wheel, and there is a very large ball that will drop on one of them unless they fess up to the things they did.
Now that I have the info in front of me, well Here's the actual lines (and this is the entire convo.
First up Winston Admits:
Winston: Uh, Okay, I took twenty dollars out of petty cash to buy my girlfriend a birthday present and I, uh didn't tell anyone.
Dib Devlin: Truly pathetic...But that's not it...Sorry! Next....
Peter: Alright, Alright, you got me. Last week, Janine was taking a shower upstairs, uh and I...
Egon: YOU PEEKED?!!!
Peter: Nooo! But I did send Slimer up the waterpipe, and told him she had a donut in her shower cap.
Dib Devlin: Sorry! I estimate seconds before it (The Giant Ball) jumps the track and flattens one of you! Talk fast!
Egon: In College I got an A minus on a test, and my parents wouldn't talk to me for a week!
Peter (to Dib Devlin, the hose of the show talkning about Egon):
Could you drop the Ball on Him?!!!
Dib Devlin: Sorry, no Guarantees. And time's up! Here it comes!
But it was Ray's confession that really saved them.
Ray: Okay, I admit it! Slimer ate half a cookie, got slime all over the other half, and by accident without thinking about it, I....I ate it!
Demons (Groaning while they find it disgusting that Ray ate a Half slimed cookie.)
The Other Ghostbusters: Oh Ugh, that was nauseating Ray! Bleh! oh Ugh!
But believe me The Devil To Pay had some really funny lines.
The only other episode I remember was one where Peter is half asleep and sits down at the breakfast table..
Peter (Mumbling something)....
Ray: Translation Egon?
Egon: Coffee, Possibly Cookie....
Peter (Mumbling again)
Ray: What did he say this time?
Egon: Get out of my face, or eat flaming death!
Now that one was memorable.. and a friend and I used to kid each other about it.. and when Billy Ocean came out with his song, "Get out of my place, get into my car" My friend and I twisted the song around to be "Get out of my face, or eat flaming death!"
ah good times, good times..
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