The funniest things the police say in GTA 4?

[Kunmui]

My personal favorite is "The dumbass is on foot". I start cracking up every time.

 

[Wany]

"you can't outrun a helicopter dumbass"


not funny, but it always makes me go on their last breath, some cops will go "tell my wife I love her, okay?"

 

[Anime_Addicted!]

oh and I SWEAR when I was just playing, the cop said "give it up Niko"

 

[La Papisa]

i'ver heard that one and i've heard random people say "watch out niko" when i almost hit them with my car

 

[curly girl <3]

I'm a cop, and you're a dickhead!

 

[Kunmui]

"you know I like to beat random civilians, right?"

Something like that. I was walking down the sidewalk and got a little too close to one I guess.