The Dreaded Apocalypse!

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Pythagoras

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Wednesday, I broke my foot. I was walking out in the parking lot, put a letter in the mail box then headed back to my car only to step wonky on this incline in the pavement. It hurt instantly as I heard the crackle but didn't think much of it.

I went to the gym and while I was on the bike, my foot started throbbing and swelling. I had to leave and go home. Once I got home, I couldn't hardly hobble into the house.

Ended up going to the doctor and finding out I had a stress fracture and I'm not suppose to walk on it for two weeks. Then he gives me pain meds... only I'm a neurotic asshole and read that information pamphlet. It has one on the meds that I take on it as something it will react with. Oh, joy. This could kill me?

So I contact the doctor tell him... he says to take Ibuprofen. Let's just say I now have a hitman looking for that asshole. I ended up going somewhere else and getting something I could take.

My daughter got married last night and I wasn't there. She is in Idaho and I'm in Oklahoma... with a broken foot. I'm happy for her and stuff but it still sucks ass.

When she comes home at the end of May or beginning of June, I will do my damnest to make it up to her. Hell, I may break both my feet for her then. :D I just love her that much.
 
I thought this was gonna be another thread about the world situation and its apocolyptic nature..


cuz I was gonna say I'm not dreading it.. I'm selling tickets... but no cash currency.... gold plz...
 
Sorry you broke your foot, Lioness.

I'll send e-kisses to you to make it better, because I totally won't kiss your feet in real life. :lol:
 
Hey, it is the end of the world as I know it and it is horribly funny. Or it must be... someone is getting a kick out it. I just know it. I have a huge bullseye on my ass that someone just loves shooting shit at. This time it was a broke foot. Next week, who know? It's like a box of chocolates... NOT!

I so don't want you to kiss my foot. It hurts. I'll let you look at it but don't breath. Nah, I'll let you kiss me above the waist.
 
Congratulations to your daughter. But hey, it's not your fault she lives in Idaho. I mean, Idaho? Really?

Hope your foot feels better.
 
DG!!! OMGZ!!! The painkillers gave me zombie dreams! I was a vampire with a huge sword and I was thwarping the zombies! It was an amazing dream. Can't believe I forgot to tell you about that.
 
vampires and zombies... sweet...

everyone has everything go wrong from time to time... like for instance my life is a perfect yin yang all the time. I do well and get money and all is right and then something catastrophic occures that wipes me out. Early on I had money for a good big ol christmas and the airconditoner transaxle in my car ceases solid, and a Ford Tempo will not run without it..(bad design). I had everything going well in VA with an apartment and raising the family and I find out my autopay for the apartment wasnt working right. Suddenly I was facing eviction, and had to blow tons of money, both mine and government money to save it. As of recent I lost my job in the oil field, which has no signs of comming back at all. I lost my good car, having to drive an old Park Avenue with broken everything on it. I almost lost my house but as of now im like half a payment behind(from 5 payments behind). I make less then half of what I used to and can't afford all the nice things no more.

Shit happens... After it does.. it wont happen again for a long time...
 
I thrive on the vampire shit... the zombies were just pure dessert.

I wish it worked like that all the time... the not happening for a long time... like the rest of my lifetime I could do without any more nonsense... but then, someone would need a laugh. I can't let the cosmos go without having it's good laugh now and again. :D
 
"My daughter got married last night and I wasn't there. She is in Idaho and I'm in Oklahoma... with a broken foot. I'm happy for her and stuff but it still sucks ass."

Godamnit.. I knew I got drunk and did something stupid the other night. I was wondering where that ring on my finger came from.


Hi Mom :hwave:
 
Uh, yah... it was good hearing your voice the other night on the phone, son. Next time, please wait till the phone is hung up before you start talking dirty to my daughter. Kay? Thanks.
 
My bad..I'm kind of an exhibitionist. And dont let any douchebag in this thread badmouth I-dee-ho. It's a beautiful state.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got some more consummating to take care of.
 
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