Mr. Tambourine Man
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A boy asked his father what the difference was between the words "potentially" and "realistically." The father said, "Son, do as I tell you and you'll figure it out."
Eager to please and eager to learn, the boy agreed. The father said, "Ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for one million dollars. Then ask your sis ter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars. Then, go ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for one million dollars."
The boy went to his mother. "Mom?" he asked, "If someone offered you one million dollars to sleep with Robert Redford, would you do it?" The mother blushed and replied, "Well, son Robert Redford was quite the charm in my day, and as much as I love your father, I'd have to say yes."
The boy went to his sister. "Sis, if someone offered you one million dollars to sleep with Brd Pitt, would you do it?" The sister, busy preening in the mirror, replied, "Are you nuts? Of course I would. Hell, I'd do Brad Pitt for free."
The boy went to his brother. "Yo, bro! If someone offered you one million dollars to sleep with Tom Cruise, would you do it?" The brother looked at the boy and smirked. "Do you know what I could buy with a million dollars? Hell yeah I would!"
The boy returned to his father and said, "Dad, I think I've figured out the difference between the two words:
Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars. Realistically, we're living with two sl-uts and a homosexual."
Eager to please and eager to learn, the boy agreed. The father said, "Ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for one million dollars. Then ask your sis ter if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for one million dollars. Then, go ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for one million dollars."
The boy went to his mother. "Mom?" he asked, "If someone offered you one million dollars to sleep with Robert Redford, would you do it?" The mother blushed and replied, "Well, son Robert Redford was quite the charm in my day, and as much as I love your father, I'd have to say yes."
The boy went to his sister. "Sis, if someone offered you one million dollars to sleep with Brd Pitt, would you do it?" The sister, busy preening in the mirror, replied, "Are you nuts? Of course I would. Hell, I'd do Brad Pitt for free."
The boy went to his brother. "Yo, bro! If someone offered you one million dollars to sleep with Tom Cruise, would you do it?" The brother looked at the boy and smirked. "Do you know what I could buy with a million dollars? Hell yeah I would!"
The boy returned to his father and said, "Dad, I think I've figured out the difference between the two words:
Potentially, we're sitting on three million dollars. Realistically, we're living with two sl-uts and a homosexual."