The Cottage - How Bad Was This Flick

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Lucky Lefty

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I have just gotten round to watching The Cottage via the usual suspects & I gotta say that it is the biggest pile of s**t I have seen in a longtime :(.

Now don't get me wrong, us Brits have made some good films in the past.

The Carry On Collection
The Full Monty
Trainspotting ( Watching that now lol)
Shaun Of The Dead
Football Factory
Hot Fuzz

But after seeing Severance I didn't think movies could get any worse, but alas I was wrong & there came along The Cottage. I swear the only thing that kept me watching was Jennifer Ellison.

I know some people say that CGI has ruined movies & stuff but at least the CGI flicks are good compared to the last 2 British Horrors.

So Please Film producers, either make a Horror worth watching or leave it to the experts.
 
Very very very very bad.

Jennifer
"f***ing c***"(her worRAB, not mine :p)
Ellison? I suppose it wasn't her 2 -word dialogue that kept you watching? :p
 
This movie has come from the man who made the excellent London to Brighton, so I'm not looking forwarRAB to seeing this from a lot of bad reviews lol.

As for Severance, that was brilliant!!
 
One of the worst films I've ever ever seen.

A terribly lazy script, no proper story, plot holes all over the shop, cliched obnoxious characters, and the horror element was just a copy of House of Wax meets Friday the 13th.

It might've been saved had we actually seen Jennifer Ellison being chloroformed, but alas Miss Scouse Gobshite was allowed to wake up and ruin an already awful film with her incessant effing this and c*** that dialogue.

I've lost all respect for Andy Serkis as an actor after this dross.
 
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'Now don't get me wrong, us Brits have made some good films in the past.

The Carry On Collection
The Full Monty
Trainspotting ( Watching that now lol)
Shaun Of The Dead
Football Factory
Hot Fuzz'


Damn site more classics and great films than that, mate...lol
 
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