The case of the missing underwear?

Port Rhombus

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I passed out at my girlfriends house last night. I mean we're close but her parents would freak if I crashed in her bed with her. I fell asleep on the down stairs couch with all my clothes on. (t-shirt, jeans, boxer briefs, socks) Then when I woke up this s'morning I found myself in the exact same position as when I remember passing out only I can't find my underwear anywhere. I didn't get up to pee or go anywhere, and I can't remember taking them off or anything. What's going on!? I mean, I wasn't even drunk. I'm worried that they're going to turn up somewhere weird and her mom's gonna freak out. Has this ever happened to anyone else? What should I do. The girlfriend has no idea either. Someone help.
 
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