The Brit Awards

[TriniaB]

Shows us at our best. Drunken Presenters and bad speeches. Take That have just been described as National Treasures.

I'm posting the best and worst bits here so yaaaa booo sucks to be you.

 

[No Name Girl]

My predictions?

Reckon that Mika will clean up, like.

Not saying I like him. Just saying that I don't hate him as much as the rest of the cunts.

 

[Footprints in the Sand]

I like him because he is mental.

or do you mean he's actually going to clean up after it's all over, maybe as some sort of forfeit for losing an inter-celebrity game of pickupstix.

 

[strawberrycake]

Who the fuck is Adele?

 

[Vasiq]

i think they're all shit except for that leona lewis, she's got a good voice - i'd love to jizz in her mouth.

 

[Christopher M.]

Kylie = getting a bit haggard round the edges there.

I know she's really old and been ill and stuff, but come on, it's a bit embarrasing. Like watching your mam dancing.

 

[CrAyOnS O_o]

Who the fuck is Adele?

they're all nobodys, since all the pop groups these days have to be manufactued. im about to watch 'HEAD' the movie, about the demise of the first and greatest ever manufactured pop group, The Monkees.

"a fascinating mess" it sounds good on paper.

 

[Vishnu]

Is Kylie's arse still magnificent or what?

I do like Kylie's arse.

Fact.

 

[Smart Blondie]

Most older blokes like Kylie's Arse. My ex had a real thing for her.

As for Leona, here's a poem.

She's hawt in a horse-faced way.
She can sit on my face any day.

 

[Shortyy : )]

Much as I love Beth Ditto, that dress makes her look like a glittery wooly mammoth.