Mary got married and had 13 children, then one day her first husband , Ted, suddenly died. She married again and had 7 more children, unfortunately Bob her second husband was killed in a car accident. 12 years later Mary remarried again and this time she and John her third husband had 5 more children. Judy finally died after producing 25 children. Standing before her coffin, the Preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said "Lord they are finally together" . Ethel leaned over to her very best friend Margaret and whispered "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband" ? and Margaret replies " I think he means her legs Ethel" .
The best joke I have heard for some time, hope it makes you smile?
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