I don't WANT a Cricket phone! What if it attracts real crickets and then they make noise and keep me up all night? What if an 1-800 number calls me and wants me to donate and they get my credit card # and buy a bunch of crap and I go to jail? What if some dude named Albert wants to borrow it on the bus stop and runs away with it? What if I drop it in the toilet and get it out and get Ecoli cause I pick my teeth and didn't wash my hands?!?!
What should I dooooooo?
What should I dooooooo?