FISH R KOOL
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There was an alcoholic, a boy addicted to cigarettes and the rapist bus driver on a bus. The bus was in an accident and everyone died. They all 3 went to hell and the devil decided to give them a second chance.
He said to the alcoholic "If you promise me that you will never let alcohol touch your lips again I will let you live again." The man promised.
Satan said to the boy "If you promise me that you will never touch a cigarette again then I will send you back to have a normal life." The boy promised.
The devil said to the rapist "If you promise you will never rape anyone ever again then I will also let you have your life back." The man promised.
The devil said "If any of you are to break your promise you will be sent back to hell immediately." They all said that they would keep their promise.
The 3 guys got sent back and ended up being friends. The alcoholic decided 1 day that he didn't believe the devil and wanted to try some whiskey. So he went to the store and bought some. On the way walking back (with the other 2) he opened the bottle and chugged it. As soon as he finished it the devil came and took his soul.
The next day the boy and the rapist were walking down the street and the boy saw a cigarette laying on the ground. He told his friend that he was going to smoke it and he didn't believe that he was going to go to hell. The rapist said "Please do". The boy asked "Why do you want me to smoke it?" The rapist replied "Because Im desperate and you have to bend over to pick that ciggarette up."
Starz Please?
He said to the alcoholic "If you promise me that you will never let alcohol touch your lips again I will let you live again." The man promised.
Satan said to the boy "If you promise me that you will never touch a cigarette again then I will send you back to have a normal life." The boy promised.
The devil said to the rapist "If you promise you will never rape anyone ever again then I will also let you have your life back." The man promised.
The devil said "If any of you are to break your promise you will be sent back to hell immediately." They all said that they would keep their promise.
The 3 guys got sent back and ended up being friends. The alcoholic decided 1 day that he didn't believe the devil and wanted to try some whiskey. So he went to the store and bought some. On the way walking back (with the other 2) he opened the bottle and chugged it. As soon as he finished it the devil came and took his soul.
The next day the boy and the rapist were walking down the street and the boy saw a cigarette laying on the ground. He told his friend that he was going to smoke it and he didn't believe that he was going to go to hell. The rapist said "Please do". The boy asked "Why do you want me to smoke it?" The rapist replied "Because Im desperate and you have to bend over to pick that ciggarette up."
Starz Please?