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Kamikaze Watermelon
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are sitting on top of a 30-storey building that's being constructed. It's their lunch break.
The redhead opens his lunchbox and says "Gee, if I ever have pizza for lunch again, I'm going to jump to my death off this building.
The brunette opens his lunchbox and says "Gee, if I ever have burritos for lunch again, I'm going to jump to my death off this building.
Then the blonde opens his lunchbox and says "Gee, if I ever have chicken foccacia for lunch again, I'm going to jump to my death off this building.
The next day, they are up at the same construction floor and having their lunch.
The redhead opens his lunchbox that day. "Oh no. I have pizza for the billionth time. Goodbye, cruel world. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
The brunette opens his lunchbox that day. "Oh no. I have burritos for the billionth time. Goodbye, cruel world. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
The blonde opens his lunchbox that day. "Oh no. I have chicken foccacia for the billionth time. Goodbye, cruel world. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
At the redhead's funeral, they ask his wife why she packed him a pizza and she said she didn't like him that much, so she was sent to jail.
At the brunette's funeral, they ask his wife why she packed him burritos and she said she didn't like him that much, so she was sent to jail.
At the blonde's funeral, they ask his wife why she packed him a chicken foccacia and she said "Don't blame me you retards. My husband packs his own lunch."
The redhead opens his lunchbox and says "Gee, if I ever have pizza for lunch again, I'm going to jump to my death off this building.
The brunette opens his lunchbox and says "Gee, if I ever have burritos for lunch again, I'm going to jump to my death off this building.
Then the blonde opens his lunchbox and says "Gee, if I ever have chicken foccacia for lunch again, I'm going to jump to my death off this building.
The next day, they are up at the same construction floor and having their lunch.
The redhead opens his lunchbox that day. "Oh no. I have pizza for the billionth time. Goodbye, cruel world. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
The brunette opens his lunchbox that day. "Oh no. I have burritos for the billionth time. Goodbye, cruel world. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
The blonde opens his lunchbox that day. "Oh no. I have chicken foccacia for the billionth time. Goodbye, cruel world. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
At the redhead's funeral, they ask his wife why she packed him a pizza and she said she didn't like him that much, so she was sent to jail.
At the brunette's funeral, they ask his wife why she packed him burritos and she said she didn't like him that much, so she was sent to jail.
At the blonde's funeral, they ask his wife why she packed him a chicken foccacia and she said "Don't blame me you retards. My husband packs his own lunch."
