Tell me a joke please. It's monday and......?

[Knucklehead]

I'm at work and I really don't want to be here. Make me laugh for your 10points
Good stuff guys. Roger your winning so far.
Thanks guys

 

[I ♥ MJ™]

Alrighty then.

Why did a blonde bring a ladder to the pub?
She heard drinks were on the house!

How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool?
Turn it upside down.

 

[Bob]

what do you call a fat chink?
A chunk!