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camycam178
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Emilie
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why did the mushroom go top the party? cuz he was a fungi!
why did the fungi leave the party? cuz there wasnt mushroom!
blond brunette and red headed men were building a bridge. they all agreeed that if they got the same sandwich that they had gotten for the last 2 years, they would jump off of the bridge and die. the nxt day they got the same lunches. they all jumped off and died. at the funeral, the brunettes wife was sobbing saying "if he had told me he hated pb&j so much i wouldnt have packed it again!!!" everybody looked at the red heads wife, she sat down devastated and started crying"i wish he said he hated tuna so much!!! i wouldve given him ham!!" evybody stares at the blondes wife. she stands there and shrugs. "i dont make his lunch!" she says.
why did the fungi leave the party? cuz there wasnt mushroom!
blond brunette and red headed men were building a bridge. they all agreeed that if they got the same sandwich that they had gotten for the last 2 years, they would jump off of the bridge and die. the nxt day they got the same lunches. they all jumped off and died. at the funeral, the brunettes wife was sobbing saying "if he had told me he hated pb&j so much i wouldnt have packed it again!!!" everybody looked at the red heads wife, she sat down devastated and started crying"i wish he said he hated tuna so much!!! i wouldve given him ham!!" evybody stares at the blondes wife. she stands there and shrugs. "i dont make his lunch!" she says.
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Kieran W
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a man and his wife are in bed together the man farts and says 1 nil his wife imediatly farts again and says one all not long later the man lets out a huge fart but follows through the wife says what the hell was that the man says half time swap sides (old joke but still makes me laugh)
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sup
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a black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder - the bartender asks where he got it? The parrot responds in Africa there are tons of them down there
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Jim
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Choosing a wife
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
to
see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her
hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up
very
nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of
golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money
on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times
the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder
in a
joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
to
see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her
hair done, new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up
very
nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of
golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive
clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money
on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times
the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder
in a
joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the
money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.