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Koopa Troopa
Guest
Just a few sentences. Inappropriate is good too! 
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Saintly Sinner
Guest
This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move.
"No thank you," she said politely." "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."
"That must be rather difficult," the man replied.
"Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset."
"No thank you," she said politely." "This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love."
"That must be rather difficult," the man replied.
"Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, it has my husband pretty upset."
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Lalala
Guest
a vicor books into a hotel and says to the hotel clerk
"i hope the porn channel is disabled"
she says "no sir, its jst regular porn, you sick bastard"
"i hope the porn channel is disabled"
she says "no sir, its jst regular porn, you sick bastard"
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jmh
Guest
How do you catch a strange rabbit?
Unique up on it!
Unique up on it!
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NaTasha
Guest
Superman was watching Wonder Woman all horny (excited) in her bed with his X-ray vision. He said: "Poor WW all excited and have no one to pleased her. I know! with my superspeed I'll enter her room, please her and she would not even notice." Suddenly, WW felt a big breeze and said: "What the hell was that" and Invisible Man said: "I don't know but it hurt"