Steven Q. Urkel
New member
This is mine :
You: HIDEY HO!
You: Is your name Laura?
Stranger: Hello there good sir
Stranger: Sure
You: Really?
Stranger: Yeeeeaaaaa
You: your not pulling my tail bone?
Stranger: Why would
Stranger: Why would I ever do that
You: Well Laura...*struts up to laura*..this is Steve
You: I've been looking for you all night
Stranger: I see
Stranger: How's it going Stevie my good friend
You: I did a full background check on that guy you were gonna go on a date with
Stranger: Whom I have know for possibly many years
Stranger: Ya
Stranger: Is he clear?
You: and he has an unpaid parking ticket from two years back!!!
You: I think you should call off the date
Stranger: :O
You: because of his criminal record
Stranger: FOR SURE
You: You can never trust guys these days ya know
Stranger: Exactly
You: Oh laura, I knew you'd make the right choice!
You: You love me dont ya??
Stranger: Um
Stranger: Suuuuuure
You: I knew it!
You: I'm wearing you down baby, I'M WEARING YOU DOOOOWN!!
Stranger: I love you because you are my best friend
You: Yes, but I have loved you ever since I first laid my eyes on you in kindergarten picking a booger from your nose
You: I knew by the way you always colored inside the lines that you were the one for me
Stranger: Those were the good old days
You: yes laura, and since then, my love has only multiplied for you, tenfold, each, and every day
You: now do me a favor Laura...and ...kiss me *puckers*
Stranger: Tomorrow come talk to me
Stranger: Tell me how you feel right to my face
You: But laura my sweets...I'll be at my polka tornament
You: kiss me now my love
You: *PUCKERS*
Stranger: And give me a big kiss on the lips
Stranger: *small peck on the cheek*
You: O.O WOAH MAMA
Stranger: Good luck sweetie
You: *faints*
Stranger: Lol
You: [in dire need of cpr]
Stranger: Step on you with my foot
You: OWWWY
You: *flings back on feet*
Stranger: <3
You: LAURAS FOOT TOUCHED ME.....*faints again*
Stranger: Sits on your lap
You: OH LAURA!!!
You: I KNEW YOU LOVED ME
Stranger: OH STEVE
You:..LET IT ALL OUT...LET IT ALLLLLLL OUT BABY
Stranger: Starts groping your legs
You: O.O
You: Laura...lets not go there until our wedding night
You: I want it to be special!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: IT would be
Stranger: So
Stranger: Much
You: so....exilerating?
Stranger: Sexier
You: ahh, yes, on a honey moon in the cheese capital of the world
Stranger: NOW
You: now laura...I know your horomones are pumping...but you gotta be patient
Stranger: If that's how it is going to be
Stranger: Then I don't think we are right for each other
You: but LAURA???
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: Then prove it
You: ok...I'll give you my last piece of cheese...now thats a sacrifice baby
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I'm about to walk out that door
Stranger: And when I do you will never see
You: nooo *falls on floor and grabs feet*
Stranger: Me again
You: dont leave me!
Stranger: Takes of shoes
You: your feet smell soo.....funky
You: *smile*
You: It tuurns me ooon
Stranger: Right here right now
You: Oh yes Laura...I'll take my shoes off too and you can smell my feet!
You: *takes off shoes*
Stranger: Eer no
You: no?
Stranger: Not for me
You: but..I have fresh growing funi
You: *fungi
Stranger: Good bye steve
You: LAURA
You: WAIT
Stranger: Forever
You: Can I at least sing to you?
You: one last time??
You: please
Stranger: No :'(
You: Oh pretty please...with cheeese on top?
You: *puppy dog eyes*
Stranger: You sure mention cheese alot
Stranger: Why don't you marry it instead
You: Cheese is like heaven in the mouth
You: Oh no laura
You: but cheese cant reproduce and make lots and lots of urkel babies
Stranger: EEEW
Stranger: GOOD BYE STEVE
You: HIDEY HO!
You: Is your name Laura?
Stranger: Hello there good sir
Stranger: Sure
You: Really?
Stranger: Yeeeeaaaaa
You: your not pulling my tail bone?
Stranger: Why would
Stranger: Why would I ever do that
You: Well Laura...*struts up to laura*..this is Steve
You: I've been looking for you all night
Stranger: I see
Stranger: How's it going Stevie my good friend
You: I did a full background check on that guy you were gonna go on a date with
Stranger: Whom I have know for possibly many years
Stranger: Ya
Stranger: Is he clear?
You: and he has an unpaid parking ticket from two years back!!!
You: I think you should call off the date
Stranger: :O
You: because of his criminal record
Stranger: FOR SURE
You: You can never trust guys these days ya know
Stranger: Exactly
You: Oh laura, I knew you'd make the right choice!
You: You love me dont ya??
Stranger: Um
Stranger: Suuuuuure
You: I knew it!
You: I'm wearing you down baby, I'M WEARING YOU DOOOOWN!!
Stranger: I love you because you are my best friend
You: Yes, but I have loved you ever since I first laid my eyes on you in kindergarten picking a booger from your nose
You: I knew by the way you always colored inside the lines that you were the one for me
Stranger: Those were the good old days
You: yes laura, and since then, my love has only multiplied for you, tenfold, each, and every day
You: now do me a favor Laura...and ...kiss me *puckers*
Stranger: Tomorrow come talk to me
Stranger: Tell me how you feel right to my face
You: But laura my sweets...I'll be at my polka tornament
You: kiss me now my love
You: *PUCKERS*
Stranger: And give me a big kiss on the lips
Stranger: *small peck on the cheek*
You: O.O WOAH MAMA
Stranger: Good luck sweetie
You: *faints*
Stranger: Lol
You: [in dire need of cpr]
Stranger: Step on you with my foot
You: OWWWY
You: *flings back on feet*
Stranger: <3
You: LAURAS FOOT TOUCHED ME.....*faints again*
Stranger: Sits on your lap
You: OH LAURA!!!
You: I KNEW YOU LOVED ME
Stranger: OH STEVE
You:
..LET IT ALL OUT...LET IT ALLLLLLL OUT BABYStranger: Starts groping your legs
You: O.O
You: Laura...lets not go there until our wedding night
You: I want it to be special!
Stranger: NO
Stranger: IT would be
Stranger: So
Stranger: Much
You: so....exilerating?
Stranger: Sexier
You: ahh, yes, on a honey moon in the cheese capital of the world
Stranger: NOW
You: now laura...I know your horomones are pumping...but you gotta be patient
Stranger: If that's how it is going to be
Stranger: Then I don't think we are right for each other
You: but LAURA???
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: Then prove it
You: ok...I'll give you my last piece of cheese...now thats a sacrifice baby
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I'm about to walk out that door
Stranger: And when I do you will never see
You: nooo *falls on floor and grabs feet*
Stranger: Me again
You: dont leave me!
Stranger: Takes of shoes
You: your feet smell soo.....funky
You: *smile*
You: It tuurns me ooon
Stranger: Right here right now
You: Oh yes Laura...I'll take my shoes off too and you can smell my feet!
You: *takes off shoes*
Stranger: Eer no
You: no?
Stranger: Not for me
You: but..I have fresh growing funi
You: *fungi
Stranger: Good bye steve
You: LAURA
You: WAIT
Stranger: Forever
You: Can I at least sing to you?
You: one last time??
You: please
Stranger: No :'(
You: Oh pretty please...with cheeese on top?
You: *puppy dog eyes*
Stranger: You sure mention cheese alot
Stranger: Why don't you marry it instead
You: Cheese is like heaven in the mouth
You: Oh no laura
You: but cheese cant reproduce and make lots and lots of urkel babies
Stranger: EEEW
Stranger: GOOD BYE STEVE