Hey everyone . . . have a chuckle:
"The Tungsten T5 Update features performance and reliability enhancements for your handheld. It addresses these issues:"
ENHANCEMENTS??? Enhancements. Okay.
I didn't consider FIXING something an "enhancement" before now -- but then I'm not all that politically correct to begin with . . . .
Salesman walks into a farm yard and is greeted by the farmer . . . and a hobbling, three legged pig.
"What's the deal with the pig?" the salesman asks.
"Oh, that's a special pig" replies the farmer. "Two years ago my wife and I were asleep, and the house caught fire. The pig woke us up, and dragged by unconscious wife to safety while I put out the fire. Then last year, I got trapped under the tractor, and the pig pulled me to safety, too."
"Why does he only have 3 legs?" asked the salesman.
The farmer replied: "Well for heaven's sake man . . . you don't eat a pig like that all at once!!"
Poor piggy. All it needed was an "enhancement."
