Let's try the Tootsie Pop logic!
Kid: "Mr. Owl, how many times can I drop my cell phone before it breaks?"
Owl: "Well *takes kid's phone* let's see...*drops, picks up* One, *drops, picks up* Two, *drops, picks up* Three, *drops, steps on it, CRUNCH!* Three."
Kid: "The f**k's wrong with you?!"