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1) What does a cow have four off, that a woman only has two off?
2) What does a man have in his pants that a woman does not?
3) What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
4) What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
5) What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
6) You stick your pole inside me, you tie me down to get me up, and I get wet before you do?
7) OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first?
8) I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
9) Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come with a quiver?
10) The last one. What word starts with an 'F', ends in K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?
Answers:
1) Legs
2) Pockets
3) Coconut
4) Chewing Gum
5) Shake hands
6) A camping tent
7) A wedding ring
8) Nose
9) An Arrow
10) Firetruck
2) What does a man have in his pants that a woman does not?
3) What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
4) What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
5) What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
6) You stick your pole inside me, you tie me down to get me up, and I get wet before you do?
7) OK, a finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first?
8) I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
9) Right, I have a stiff shaft, my tip penetrates, and I come with a quiver?
10) The last one. What word starts with an 'F', ends in K', and means a lot of heat and excitement?
Answers:
1) Legs
2) Pockets
3) Coconut
4) Chewing Gum
5) Shake hands
6) A camping tent
7) A wedding ring
8) Nose
9) An Arrow
10) Firetruck