Super stupid IM convo with kinky guy?

What do you think? Does he have issues or what?


dave2_0_00: hey girl!! im really bored, alone and in a crazy mood right now so i thot i might spice things up by sittin here w/o ne pants on if u wanna c "me" and chat a bit click "accept" and start chattin. if you dont see the blue box with "accept" just tell me.
You have been invited to view dave2_0_00's webcam. Would you like to view this webcam?
Accept (Alt+Shift+A) Decline (Alt+Shift+D)

Kaitlyn McLain: Well... Now isn't that kinky? LMAO.
dave2_0_00: lol do you think so?
dave2_0_00: im just in a crazy mood
Kaitlyn McLain: Don't you have a girl? I'm not gona click that accept box though!
dave2_0_00: so are you going to click accept?
dave2_0_00: awww why not?
Kaitlyn McLain: Dave, I don't know you!!!
dave2_0_00: yeah thats what makes it safe.
dave2_0_00: i would never do this if i knew you.
Kaitlyn McLain: That's not safe! You should totally ask my pals though. They're in my contacts.
dave2_0_00: what happend to her?
dave2_0_00: and i would be much too embarrassed to do this if i knew you in person!!!!!!!!!
Kaitlyn McLain: Nothin, why? Do you think people have to be traumatized to see your dick? I would never do this if I didn't know you!
dave2_0_00: so you would do this if you did know me?
Kaitlyn McLain: yeah, I guess. But it's not like I'm ever gonna meet you! plus we would hafta be in a relationship!!
dave2_0_00: naaa this way its fun and you can leave with no pressure. its not like i eva want to date you.
Kaitlyn McLain: Ya, I don't want to date you or show you my **** under the belt... I don't think I wanna see you either. Lol.
dave2_0_00: so your not even curious?
Kaitlyn McLain: Nope, but if you were like, let's say, 50 inches, yea. Maybe
dave2_0_00: its just as well, you would just laugh at me anyway.
Kaitlyn McLain: I would laugh at you??
dave2_0_00: far from being 50" im really quite small
dave2_0_00: in fact im sure you have never seen a smaller guy.
Kaitlyn McLain: Oh, lol. Well, what about 6"-8"?? Either way, I'm not picky.
dave2_0_00: a lot less.
Kaitlyn McLain: 5-6?
dave2_0_00: ok now im curious. look and just tell me if you ever seen anyone smaller ok.
dave2_0_00: and do you mean 5-6 soft or hard?
Kaitlyn McLain: No! ur probably a creepy IM stlker or some ****.
Kaitlyn McLain: Hard. I'm more for width
dave2_0_00: im not, but right now im like 1 or 1 1/2
Kaitlyn McLain: Lol. Dave, please be serious. How often do you mess with people like this?
dave2_0_00: you dont believe me? then believe your own eyes.
Kaitlyn McLain: I'm not clicking that damn button!
dave2_0_00: LOL ok but im telling you the truth.
dave2_0_00: im only like 3 1/2 inches when im hard.
Kaitlyn McLain: Dave, go find some kinky lesbian porn or something and fulfill your "needs"
Kaitlyn McLain: But like I said, width is key
dave2_0_00 is typing a message.
dave2_0_00: hey like i said im just bored and in a crazy mood. ttyl. bye.
Kaitlyn McLain: good night dave
 
it depends on how old u are it sounds like normal sexual behaviour me and my boyfriend do it for a bit of fun but im 20 and my other half is 25 and where together 4yrs and 2months now since u do not no the guy its good that u did not accept but it still sounds normal
 
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