Pure Awsomeness
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I caught my roomate playing with a dildo.
I walked into her room because she was making wierd noises to find her masturbating. She said hi and kept going. I asked if I could watch. She said yeah, you're gay, it's not like this is turning you on. Me (having pitched a tent) keeps watching. I pull out a kodak camera and she asks me why I wanted to take pictures (with a "you better be gay" face). I tell her I'm not gay and I thought she was just joking around. She glows bright red snatches the camera out of my hands and shoos me out of the door.... I found the camera later.
I lost a 200 dollar bet.
I bet my dad that I could beat him in a fight (this was while he and I were out at a two day archery shoot) so other people got into the bet. Total pot was 2800 dollars. I got my ass kicked. I now bear the blue and black shirt to prove it.
I drank bad water.
I drank bad water (my dad gave it to me at the archery shoot as a joke and it came from a pond). I had the shits for 2 days until now. Here are the statistics:
2 chairs sharted on, 5 boxers painted, 3 pants smellied, one ego deflated. He still finds it funny.
My job counts as community service.
Yeah, my job is unnofficial so the most I can place it as is community service and a recomendation/ certification of good character. Fucking sucks.
Any summer stories you'd like to share? THEN SHARE THEM!
I caught my roomate playing with a dildo.
I walked into her room because she was making wierd noises to find her masturbating. She said hi and kept going. I asked if I could watch. She said yeah, you're gay, it's not like this is turning you on. Me (having pitched a tent) keeps watching. I pull out a kodak camera and she asks me why I wanted to take pictures (with a "you better be gay" face). I tell her I'm not gay and I thought she was just joking around. She glows bright red snatches the camera out of my hands and shoos me out of the door.... I found the camera later.
I lost a 200 dollar bet.
I bet my dad that I could beat him in a fight (this was while he and I were out at a two day archery shoot) so other people got into the bet. Total pot was 2800 dollars. I got my ass kicked. I now bear the blue and black shirt to prove it.
I drank bad water.
I drank bad water (my dad gave it to me at the archery shoot as a joke and it came from a pond). I had the shits for 2 days until now. Here are the statistics:
2 chairs sharted on, 5 boxers painted, 3 pants smellied, one ego deflated. He still finds it funny.
My job counts as community service.
Yeah, my job is unnofficial so the most I can place it as is community service and a recomendation/ certification of good character. Fucking sucks.
Any summer stories you'd like to share? THEN SHARE THEM!
