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Sucking down my dealers sack...
- Thread starter DSiRoxx
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ashleyb. :]
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'Cos you look 15.
bar_mar_mar
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'Cause you can't spell, can't complete a sentence, and well, 'cause you have nothing to say.
translation technique : assume the vocal mannerisms of sacha baron cohen's character 'ali g', known in the usa from hbo.
many disaffected youth in the uk, paticularly those who rely heavily on cannabis products as a social crutch, speak with a heavy jamaican patois inflection. this is the equivilent of being a 'wigga' in the usa.
my belief is that blaze is probably in his early twenties, cannabis is known to stunt both physical and emotional development.
/psa]
many disaffected youth in the uk, paticularly those who rely heavily on cannabis products as a social crutch, speak with a heavy jamaican patois inflection. this is the equivilent of being a 'wigga' in the usa.
my belief is that blaze is probably in his early twenties, cannabis is known to stunt both physical and emotional development.
/psa]
Helen Keller
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Let me translate....(clearing throat)
...tastes salty like pickled onions. I really gotta stop dropping tings like dis, fo real. Aha.
Translation: Every time I drink my own cum I get diarrhea. I have to stop dropping the soap during group showers 'cause I always end up being the bitch.
Btw...why do you all tink I 15 or summat? Y iz dat?
Translation: I am 14
Y'know I really old - but tx for all tha compliments. Fo real. Any hunies in here? Ire!
Translation: I am a virgin
...tastes salty like pickled onions. I really gotta stop dropping tings like dis, fo real. Aha.
Translation: Every time I drink my own cum I get diarrhea. I have to stop dropping the soap during group showers 'cause I always end up being the bitch.
Btw...why do you all tink I 15 or summat? Y iz dat?
Translation: I am 14
Y'know I really old - but tx for all tha compliments. Fo real. Any hunies in here? Ire!
Translation: I am a virgin
Hollygolightly
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All in a day's work my friend. Thanks for the kudos.
Hmm... I really thought the translation would go something along the lines of this...
"My dealer's nutsack tastes so good. I really have to stop dropping the tongs when I'm cooking though, because sometimes I feel he needs some cock in his ass too.
By the way, I wanted to put something here so you guys will stop thinking I'm 15, so I will gain respect.
You know, I think I'll just write that I'm really old, so that you will believe me that I'm not 15. Does anyone have any honey, because I love honey on bread. Ireland!"
If we look at this post at a deeper level, we'll find that Blaze is gay. He enjoys the taste of Pickled Onions which his boyfriend's (who is a card dealer at a local casino) nutsack tastes like. Blaze is feeling kind of bad though, because he feels like he's having all the fun because his boyfriend never cooks for him or does anything else except fuck him in the ass.
My advice to you, Blaze is to leave him for another man. Those dealers know all the tricks, so he probably has about six men other than you. Sorry dude, but I'd leave him... Best of luck with your relationship though :thumbsup:
"My dealer's nutsack tastes so good. I really have to stop dropping the tongs when I'm cooking though, because sometimes I feel he needs some cock in his ass too.
By the way, I wanted to put something here so you guys will stop thinking I'm 15, so I will gain respect.
You know, I think I'll just write that I'm really old, so that you will believe me that I'm not 15. Does anyone have any honey, because I love honey on bread. Ireland!"
If we look at this post at a deeper level, we'll find that Blaze is gay. He enjoys the taste of Pickled Onions which his boyfriend's (who is a card dealer at a local casino) nutsack tastes like. Blaze is feeling kind of bad though, because he feels like he's having all the fun because his boyfriend never cooks for him or does anything else except fuck him in the ass.
My advice to you, Blaze is to leave him for another man. Those dealers know all the tricks, so he probably has about six men other than you. Sorry dude, but I'd leave him... Best of luck with your relationship though :thumbsup:
Island Princess
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hahaha repped :thumbsup:
guitarheroalex95
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Woworz Blaze, You really need to stop smoking. Go to school...I mean putting a pic with you with a bong doesnt really impress me...And anyways your proably smoking sissy weed...So yea..You suck at life.
babie_blu1984
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change your 'status' to: I am a fucking prat.