CrazyCoder
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If you hate children this rant is for you, if you like children, hopefully this will change your mind...
So my mom has a few friends over and this 11 year old kid that I hang out with when my mom has friends over or goes to this one lady's house.
So all he does is play Runescape when I hang out with him. No, sadly he over spends 50% of his life playing Runescape, the other 50 is taken up by bitching, being annoying, crying, listening to rap, and being an overall brat.
If I were his mom I would've hit him so hard by now there would've been a burn mark in the shape of a hand where his fat ass used to be.
So we go swimming and my pool has a cheap water-slide and my mom and her friends are outside as well.
The first mistake I made tonight was to let him use the attachment for the hose.
The kid didn't even swim, all he did was spray people from the top of the slide when they politely asked him not to spray them. So I get tired of him being annoying and I go up there trying to push him down and grab a hold of the hose. I push him down and then I keep him occupied until everyone leaves.
So I leave him with the hose and grab a soda. Second mistake. I come back and he's spraying the lounge chairs and making a mess.
I yell at him and then I hear him yell
"Hey look! I'm spraying your phone!"
At first I didn't believe he would purposely be spraying our wireless house phone but then I go over there and its all wet. It's probably broken.
So I blow a casket and climb the slide ready to slap him across the head. He gets scared and goes down the slide and goes inside.
I yell "Austin broke the phone! He got it all wet!" He DENIES EVER SPRAYING THE PHONE AND RUNS AWAY.
THIS is where I got angry. You can break our wireless phone, thats your problem, but DONT EVEN TRY TO BLAME IT ON ME.
He spent the rest 10 minutes moping around and telling people to go away.
The little shit needs to take responsibility for his actions for once. I'm so sick and tired of his SHIT.
I mean what a fucking dumbass. I was never that dumb or mean.
HIS DAD even thinks the kids a brat. And he is.
He got an Xbox 360 for his SISTER's birthday. All his grandma wanted him to do was go for a walk with his dad because hes fat. Me and my dad went with them on that walk and I had a blast because we've been getting some rain lately.
NO, he can't have fun, he had to complain the whole time and afterwards tell us all he didn't have fun. So we go out for breakfast.
The shit orders a coffee trying to be mature and then tells us all that the coffee sucks. Everyone thought it was good coffee, he just doesn't know what real coffee tastes like, all he does is sit on his computer and drink frappecinos all day.
He spent the rest of the morning shooting spitballs at his dad.
What a brat.
Discuss.
So my mom has a few friends over and this 11 year old kid that I hang out with when my mom has friends over or goes to this one lady's house.
So all he does is play Runescape when I hang out with him. No, sadly he over spends 50% of his life playing Runescape, the other 50 is taken up by bitching, being annoying, crying, listening to rap, and being an overall brat.
If I were his mom I would've hit him so hard by now there would've been a burn mark in the shape of a hand where his fat ass used to be.
So we go swimming and my pool has a cheap water-slide and my mom and her friends are outside as well.
The first mistake I made tonight was to let him use the attachment for the hose.
The kid didn't even swim, all he did was spray people from the top of the slide when they politely asked him not to spray them. So I get tired of him being annoying and I go up there trying to push him down and grab a hold of the hose. I push him down and then I keep him occupied until everyone leaves.
So I leave him with the hose and grab a soda. Second mistake. I come back and he's spraying the lounge chairs and making a mess.
I yell at him and then I hear him yell
"Hey look! I'm spraying your phone!"
At first I didn't believe he would purposely be spraying our wireless house phone but then I go over there and its all wet. It's probably broken.
So I blow a casket and climb the slide ready to slap him across the head. He gets scared and goes down the slide and goes inside.
I yell "Austin broke the phone! He got it all wet!" He DENIES EVER SPRAYING THE PHONE AND RUNS AWAY.
THIS is where I got angry. You can break our wireless phone, thats your problem, but DONT EVEN TRY TO BLAME IT ON ME.
He spent the rest 10 minutes moping around and telling people to go away.
The little shit needs to take responsibility for his actions for once. I'm so sick and tired of his SHIT.
I mean what a fucking dumbass. I was never that dumb or mean.
HIS DAD even thinks the kids a brat. And he is.
He got an Xbox 360 for his SISTER's birthday. All his grandma wanted him to do was go for a walk with his dad because hes fat. Me and my dad went with them on that walk and I had a blast because we've been getting some rain lately.
NO, he can't have fun, he had to complain the whole time and afterwards tell us all he didn't have fun. So we go out for breakfast.
The shit orders a coffee trying to be mature and then tells us all that the coffee sucks. Everyone thought it was good coffee, he just doesn't know what real coffee tastes like, all he does is sit on his computer and drink frappecinos all day.
He spent the rest of the morning shooting spitballs at his dad.
What a brat.
Discuss.
