Stop fucking calling me!

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Mariah Chante

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stand behind them.. and pull down your pants.. so they inadvertantly take a picture of your penis. once they send that to thier little brother or a boyfriend, i bet they will start thinking twice about where they take pics.. muahahahaha!
 
I had a problem like that once with one of my friends. I solved it by picking up the first time talking-then hanging up with her. The second time she called-I told her to leave me alone and hung up. The third time I just picked up the phone and hung it up. She didn't call after that.

Now she asks me if she can call me later or something and it all worked out. :) Do something like that.
 
I have my phones off most the time to stop people calling me. In fact I only really use my phone when I really need to call someone and then I turn in on. I can't understand these people who spend all day on the phone to friends. Not only would their ears be dropping off but it must get as boring as hell. I mean what can change in the space of 5 minutes.
 
The other night my bubba did that to me. I told him I was gonna try and stay the night at our friends house to hang out with him another friend and another. So I couldnt get permission but I tried sneaking out. Couldn't do it, and I couldnt get ahold of him to tell him. I wake the next morning and have 12 missed call from his cell, 8 from our friend Noric's cell, and 4 from Gingins house...and about 6 voice messages all saying, "Hey sissy I was calling to see if you were coming but I guess not and your not picking up the phone...blah blah blah"

Call once, and leave one message thats all it takes.
 
The most messages I'll leave over the course of 24 hours, is 3. And that's usually when I'm trying to get some kind of harmful substance.
 
There is only a few excuses to text. When you need to talk to someone, but you are in a loud place that you cannot leave. When your girlfriend gets mad at you, and doesn't want to talk to you (usually they will text with you instead), or when you are on the job and you are bored and have something to actually text.
 
I can't stand when my friends just act stupid on the phone
f=friend m=me

f:hey
m:hey
*5 minutes pass*
f:watcha doin?
*This is where I tell them what I'm doing*
f:cool
*10 minutes pass*
f:so...now what are you doing
m:goodbye
*click*

They annoy me so goddamn much.
 
Is this open season on those g-d phones?! I'll piggy-back a rant of my own here:

I'm effing paranoid about picking up phone calls at home now. It's either telemarketers (who don't have even the courtesy of talking to me in person, one of those fucking automated messages), or my parents' friends who I really couldn't give a rat's ass what they wanted (it's a bitch trying to be courteous and answer their trite questions like "how's school?").

I'm so paranoid now that when my friends want to go out, I'm tempted to tell them to email me instead of calling my house. At least my email has a spam filter.
 
i keep the phone in case of emergency... i bought the sprint plan for 2 years... so as that shit is up... im getting a go phone so i dont have to pay those scam artists. Every conversation i have is "yeah dude im on the way" or... you know... some other simple shit. I dont think any man should have some awsome plan for his cell phone. Men in general (me speaking for all men except homo's) dont have much to talk about. i cant recall a conversation that has ever lasted more than 20 minutes. Unless it was an old war buddy that im catching up with. Cellphones are just like insurance... its useless unless you're fucked.
 
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