Still waiting for my share of the stimulus... Think I could make money as a poet?

[Pro Con]

There once was a young man from Kenya
Who thought he could outdo Gee Dubya;
But he's lacking the hair
On his round ones down there
So instead he's decided to rob ya.
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I'm inclined to believe you Sky. Not many here know when to use "whom" instead of "who."

I need the framework of a limerick to express my shallow thoughts.