It seems despite our definitive refutation of the mustache, it won't go easy: in today's Guardian, writer Gareth McLean shows off the sinister-looking stache sprouted in what he terms "the Movember Initiative." As is the way of upper-lip hair, it does little to burnish its cause — nor does the accompanying rogue's gallery of mustachioed celebs. Let's just say: if you don't want to forever think of Jude Law with the lip-bristle of an 8th Grade math teacher, don't click. [The Guardian]