[Spoilers] Truly stupid moments in film

What's your favourite? Mine has to be in Timecop when somebody actually says that they carbon tested a gold shipment! Only in a Van Damme movie can you get this amount of stupidity.
 
Diary of the Dead...

You hear of an epidemic where the dead are coming back to life as zombies, and where do ya take your friend that just shot herself in the friend? A place full of sick people, with a morgue to boot! Word of warning to any of you that find yourself in the middle of a mass infestation of undead... don't go to a hospital seeking solace, but if you do, get out as soon as you realise you and your frienRAB are the only people still alive in the place
 
Signs was a bit silly when you think about it...why would a load of aliens who were allergic to water invade a planet predominantly composed of the stuff?

I'm yet to have a satisfactory answer to my question about the Exorcist: 'why are the Italian people speaking to each other in English at home?'
 
Do you mean Father Karras and his Mother? They were Greek, not Italian. This is explained in the book. Karras insisted his mother speak English to him so she could improve her English, as she tended to confine herself to the Greek community and had trouble communicating with non-Greek speaking Americans. Even in the film tho, she does throw in the odd Greek sentance.
 
Karate Kid 3

Daniel says to Mr Miyagi train me etc etc as I won the last tournament I automatically go right through to the final of this years one. And he did too! What a load of bollocks.
 
The ending to Death Proof when serial killer Kurt Rusell suddenly turns into a blubbering jessie and gets "karate-kicked" to death by three fowl mouthed tarts. I was so annoyed I threw my mars bar at the tv screen.
 
Four Weddings and a Funeral :

When Andie MacDowell characters says "Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed." (vomit smiley)

The film was bad enough before that line, but after that it just died!!!:mad:

Also Jerry Maguire :

"You had me at hello" (vomit smiley)

Please god let me die!! Now! :mad:

I don't mind lovestories, but these two... dear god!! So bad!!
 
I used to think that, but then I saw footage of a real shark doing the same thing, and it looked exactly the same. Sharks are basically bendy rubbery things in real life.
 
Probably in Jaws 4. First of all the shark is 'out for revenge' which is ridiculous in itself. Then at the end you hear it roar. :confused: Hmm sharks roar now do they? Riiiight :rolleyes:
 
Deja Vu

Where he
shines a pen at the screen and it magically gets transported back in time... but the worm hole machine is in a different room!
 
I'd say any one of the Halloween or Friday the 13th sequels.

Dozen's of murders,usually unsolved yet a gang of teenagers decide to throw a party on Halloween night or go to stay at the abandoned camp crystal lake amongst many more dumb scenerio's.

So many stupid cliches in those slasher movies it spawned a whole subgenre in the Scream movies and it's clones.
 
Alien, the end of the chest-burster scene in which the monster exits across the floor like it was being pulled on a piece of string. They really didn't want it to look like Dougal off the Magic Roundabout.
 
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