Well it is like this my dear peasants:
Both my dear younger and by far more naive little sister and I have been invited to attend a ball next Saturday. We are required to bring gifts, and I wanted to bring this MARVELOUS Lump of Coal that I stumbled upon, however; the dilemma is that my putrid little sister, the White Queen, wants the Lump of Coal all to herself to present as a gift. Of all the nerve!
I gave her this FANTASTIC Spoiled Egg to give as a gift, but it simply would not cut it where she was concerned. She insists on having the Lump of Coal.
So my question, dear peasants and common folk is: Which of us should get the Lump of Coal and which the Spoiled Egg? *cough* Red Queen *cough*
Both my dear younger and by far more naive little sister and I have been invited to attend a ball next Saturday. We are required to bring gifts, and I wanted to bring this MARVELOUS Lump of Coal that I stumbled upon, however; the dilemma is that my putrid little sister, the White Queen, wants the Lump of Coal all to herself to present as a gift. Of all the nerve!
I gave her this FANTASTIC Spoiled Egg to give as a gift, but it simply would not cut it where she was concerned. She insists on having the Lump of Coal.
So my question, dear peasants and common folk is: Which of us should get the Lump of Coal and which the Spoiled Egg? *cough* Red Queen *cough*