Maybe knarf can't make a vagina wet(no skills), therefore the only "wet" he ever experienced was yeast infection kinda wet........that would explain why he said it was sick.....
Just imagine the look on knarf's face when he realized a mashed-potato-like-substance is coming out of his chick's/prostitute's/whatever's special place.........
Echh. I'm done. What the hell was the topic anyways?