dinkylinker
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...process, what do you think? Until last night I had a girl friend I thought she was a classy lady but this is what happened at her friend's party. I needed to go the the bathroom, but unfortunately my timing was off. My girl friend beat me to the bathroom, announcing she's going to the bathroom and taking a giant dump so she will be gone for awhile. Trying to distract the feeling (I gotta go) I start dancing, jumping around, to the music. Finally it's my turn so I run into the bathroom forgetting to breathe thru my mouth not my nose, the smell hit me like a brick. When I return to the party everyone was talking and laughing about my impromptu dancing. I immediately ran back into the bathroom, opened the window and jumped into the back yard, unfortunately for me a giant dog was there to greet me.