Someone has a the funniest joke ever?

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a man and his buddy are in a restaurant and the one guy ask the other about his recent hunting safari to Africa..."i was walking through the jungle and i came to a clearing and all the sudden this lion jumped out of nowhere and roared 'GRARRRRRRRRH!l'...." the man telling the story stopped, and looked around and quit talking.....the other guy said "well.....WHAT HAPPENED?" the man said,.."well it's kinda embarrassing,....i,...i pooped in my pants..."....the other guy said,"that's quite understandable, lions are ferocious creatures..."..the other man said "no, you don't understand,...i mean't just now when i went 'GRARRRRRRRRH!"
 
true story ..

me, my bro and my mam were in a show shop and my mam was trying on a pair of shoes. My bro was sitting beside her.
She got up off her seat to go get another pair and an elderly lady sat down in her place beside my brother. But he thought that the new lady was our mam. In her hands, she had the most ugly pair of shoes ever, he grabbed them out of her hands and said 'eeewwww these shoes are disgusting' before looking at her face and realising it was a complete stranger. He sprinted out of the shop as he was chased by the elderly lady on her eletric wheel chair screaming 'you dont criticise my shoes' ....

funniest day e v v e r r!!!

much <3
 
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