I got up at 5:30 this morning and got ready to go to work. Took a shower, ate breakfast, put my coat on, went outside and locked the door. What did I find when I got out there? Someone had let all the air out of all 4 tires on my car, and covered my windshield and all 4 windows in that glass-paint you write sale prices on used cars with. I spent almost an hour cleaning the shit off and filling my tires back up with air.
Then I got in my car and tried to start it.
Turned the key. Nothing happened.
Turned it again. Nothing happened.
Started getting pissed, turned the key again. Nothing happened.
Got severely pissed off, hit the steering wheel with my hands, turned the key again, pumped the gas pedal. Nothing happened.
So I finally looked at my gas gauge. It was empty. That son of a bitch was half way full when I went to bed last night. Someone stole my fucking gasoline on top of all that shit. I had to walk 6 blocks down to the nearest gas station, buy a gas can, put gas in it, and walk back home.
If I catch the fucker who did this, they're fucking dead.
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Then I got in my car and tried to start it.
Turned the key. Nothing happened.
Turned it again. Nothing happened.
Started getting pissed, turned the key again. Nothing happened.
Got severely pissed off, hit the steering wheel with my hands, turned the key again, pumped the gas pedal. Nothing happened.
So I finally looked at my gas gauge. It was empty. That son of a bitch was half way full when I went to bed last night. Someone stole my fucking gasoline on top of all that shit. I had to walk 6 blocks down to the nearest gas station, buy a gas can, put gas in it, and walk back home.
If I catch the fucker who did this, they're fucking dead.
