So I was at a fast food restaurant and I found some ones poop IN my chili...

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I just ate around it and im sick!? im real poor and I cant afford much food. as i was eatin my chili i smelled something real bad. and to my dismay i saw a large peice of crap in the chili. im pretty sure it wasnt a large black bean but im not exactly sure. now im throwing up violently, what should i do???????
 
Wow, that sounds horrible. Try drinking some water to flush out all of the bad gunk and to get the taste out of your mouth. Also if you can afford it go to a doctor for advise

I'm really sorry it sounds horrible and gross!
 
Keep Hydrated, Because your body is expelling whatever it is. Drink plenty of water and if you can get ahold of Saltine ccrackers those are handy to settle stomach issues. If you don't stop vomiting in the next day go to the doctor or a clinic in your area. Drink lots of water I cannot stress that enough, you must keep hydrated or you will end up in the hospital.
 
OH NOZZZ!
You should start to run in a square motion at least 568 times.
Then proceed to take a bath in hot candle wax.
After, climb 4 mountains without wearing shoes.
Next take a toothpick and come to my house and check to see if my cake is ready.
Measure the distance from Canada to Cuba with a meter stick.
Finally hop to Walmart and buy crutches.
 
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