On him.
Or you can do what they do to prisoners in a turkish prison. Throw him in your shed, and hose him down................. ..................I'll never try to smuggle hash again.
i had somethin kinda like that, cept it was an old aunt of mine when i went to a family reunion. if you when within twenty feet of her it was like you shoved your head in a porta shitter. worse off is she came over and hugged me :thumbsdn:
When he comes back over, why don't you just have some bath water ready with soap in it. Then when you see him shove him into the tub and throw some soap at him and pad lock the door so he can't come out until he washes his smells away...lol