small jokes...........?

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L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?

L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
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Teacher : Sam, you talk a lot.

Sam : It's a family tradition.

Teacher : What do you mean?

Sam : Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.

Teacher : What about your mother?

Sam : She's a woman.
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Teacher : Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..

My Father grows beans," said one student.

"My father cooks beans," said another.

Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.

Girl: Well that is because we aren't married yet.
 
Nice jokes bro..here's my number 1.

A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!

Oh it's true, it's damn true!!!
 
I liked this one the best

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."

Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
 
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