Slow ass Drivers!!!

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reneeb

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Yo I fucking hate it when you are in a hurry and you have these fucking morons in the left lane that go 45 or 50 in a friggin 65, thats the FUCKING PASSING LANE DICK WAD!!! God these fuckin idiots on their damn cell phone BLOCK you in by going EXACTLY the same speed limit as those in the middle and right lane, so you are just STUCK behind them to SUFFER until they realize "oh shit, Im a dumb ass, Im in the left lane doing 20. he he" Fuckin retard. Man I cant stand that shit, I had to get that off my chest!!!!! :mad:
 
I'm all in favor of no speed limit in the left lane. It can really get to you when you will be late for work if you don't drive 10 miles over the speed limit and the assholes insist on driving 10 below it.
 
You gotta learn how to weave, man. Growing up on long island, I learned how to weave fast. Sure, most of the other motorists will hate you for it, but you'll definately get there 10 minutes earlier. I remember leaving for Queens with my family. I was driving one car, my dad the other. My dad is not a reserved driver, but he's not one to weave. Needless to say, the place was roughly 30 minutes away, and we had about 10 minutes of time between the both of us arriving. Gotta learn how to weave. :)
 
We had two lanes on the freeway for the longest time. They just made it three. I know to weave. It's funny how many dumbasses trip out when you move in front of them with a good 5 feet between the cars. How hard is it to realize that I won't hit them going 80 when they are at 60. I have fun driving. It is always a plus when everyone in the car is screaming "You're going to kill us!!" I've yet to be in a wreck other than being rear-ended at at stop light.
 
I know how to weave man. I am a traveling sales man, I live on the road I can bob n weave w/ the best of them. I am talking about when you have 3 assholes (actually just the one in the left lane) all doing the same speed limit across 3 lanes, they all see you switchin back and forth trying your hardest to BREAK THROUGH their FUCKING WALL, and they ignore you like as if you werent there. Those fuckers (specially the one in the left lane) should be dragged outta their car and shot on the street!!! Thats my point!!! But you all feel what I am saying I see, so I am not the only one who thinks its bullshit when it happens!!!!
 
UT OH. One YOU'RE one of those people huh???? Don't come messin up my post w/ that shit :bomb: , we are talkin about slow ass drivers w/ no place to go and no sense of respect for fellow drivers w/ shit to do!!! :) SHIAT!! Back to slow asshole bashin :cool:
 
I'm about ready to give up driving all together. I seriously considered getting a gun and 'harming' people when some jackoff rode my ass the other day. If i wouldn't get caught, they'd be dead by now. Just a rule of thumb, never piss a girl off because you never know if she's pmsing that day or not.
 
Ahhh man, I envy you guys. A dude driving slow in the fast lane. How nice that would be.

Every fucking dickweed here somehow got the idea that merging onto the freeway means one of 2 things:
1. I can merge doing 35 and it won't hurt anything because everyone else is doing at least 65 and that's only 30 miles an hour difference. Besides, the world revolves around me and my 500 fucking children. (We have lots of "breeders" here.)
2. No matter how congested traffic is, I just pick a speed and merge at that speed without speeding up OR slowing down. The people that are already on the freeway and actually have the right of way will move.

Then there's the protected right turn with a quarter mile merge lane. People actually STOP at these and WAIT until there is a gap in the next lane over. It's got a fucking merge lane so you can just go around the damn corner and fucking MERGE into traffic you stupid psychophantic whore!

Yield sign? Fuck yield signs. People either figure they mean "Stop" or "The Demolition Derby Starts here."
 
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