Simulate sex with a melon?

[Eric J]

Now, I don't want to lose my virginity yet. I'm a male and I heard from one of my buddies that to simulate the real thing he buys a very ripe honeydew and cuts an appropriate sized hole in it then he adds a little bit of honey and microwaves it for 30 seconds, just enough to make it warm and moist. Honeydew is easy to hold and move. He said that it is incredible. I was wondering if anyone else has had good experience with sex simulation in this kind of fashion.

 

[Fashion_Lover]

Your friend is a pervert and needs some serious help

 

[Emily B]

I wouldn't recommend the honey thing. I imagine it would just get very sticky and painful when you try to get it off (no pun intended).
But then again, I'm a girl...so maybe you like that kinda thing?

 

[Flameboastin']

Wow....I would have no clue about that...

 

[Blondie]

get a girlfriend.