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Charlie wanted a new birth control method and his doctor suggested a vasectomy. Charlie agreed and the doctor said he could perform the operation in his office.
At a crucial moment during the procedure one of Charlie's testicles fell to the floor, and the nurse, who was wearing high heels accidentally stepped on it and crushed it.
However, the doctor noticed a jar of pickled onions on his nurse's desk. Taking an onion, and realizing it was the right size and weight, he placed it in Charlies scrotum and completed the operation.
A few months later, Charlie returned for a check-up. When the doctor asked how things were going, Charlie replied, "Pretty good, Doc. At least my wifes not pregnant, but there are some strange side effects. Everytime we make love, my wife gets heartburn; when i pee my eyes water; and whenever i pass a hamburger stand, i have an erection."
At a crucial moment during the procedure one of Charlie's testicles fell to the floor, and the nurse, who was wearing high heels accidentally stepped on it and crushed it.
However, the doctor noticed a jar of pickled onions on his nurse's desk. Taking an onion, and realizing it was the right size and weight, he placed it in Charlies scrotum and completed the operation.
A few months later, Charlie returned for a check-up. When the doctor asked how things were going, Charlie replied, "Pretty good, Doc. At least my wifes not pregnant, but there are some strange side effects. Everytime we make love, my wife gets heartburn; when i pee my eyes water; and whenever i pass a hamburger stand, i have an erection."