Should we change the presidential election process to this?

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Get a monkey from the zoo;
Dress him in a tuxedo and a top hat;
Blindfold him;
He throws a dart at the map of the United States;
Whichever city he hits;
We put him on a plane:
When it lands;
We set the monkey with his tuxedo and top hat;
Free;
The first person he shakes hands with is the President of the United States for the next four years
 
Isn't that the way they pick the candidates except they turn the monkey lose in Congress.
 
It's already been done, just a little bit different. 4 years ago, we elected, for the 2nd time a monkey named George. He liked to throw darts at maps also. Whatever country the dart hit, we attacked. Too bad Iraq. Glad he missed Iceland tho.
 
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