the poor mite has to keep ...? going into his local newsagent to top up his unregistered pay as you go phone at £10 a time.
I mean the cynical amongst us might suggest he got an unregistered pay as you go, because after his last series of affairs he knew Cheryl would be going through his mobile phone records ........ luckily Im not cynical.
I believe you Ashley.......
Tigerlilly - Computers keep records and files of what youve been up to. An unregistered pay as you go is about the best way to keep anonymous, although Ashley forgot the bit that the other person he was talking to might actually blab to the papers.
Still Cheryl the doormat ..... the nations princess I believe she was dubbed once ..... will continue to grin and bear it.
Wonder if she'll feel the same way when shes rubbing lotion into that itchy spot she'll be picking up sooner rather than later ......
I mean the cynical amongst us might suggest he got an unregistered pay as you go, because after his last series of affairs he knew Cheryl would be going through his mobile phone records ........ luckily Im not cynical.
I believe you Ashley.......
Tigerlilly - Computers keep records and files of what youve been up to. An unregistered pay as you go is about the best way to keep anonymous, although Ashley forgot the bit that the other person he was talking to might actually blab to the papers.
Still Cheryl the doormat ..... the nations princess I believe she was dubbed once ..... will continue to grin and bear it.
Wonder if she'll feel the same way when shes rubbing lotion into that itchy spot she'll be picking up sooner rather than later ......