Should Islamic events be included in the Olympics so Muslims wont keep trying...

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...to terrorize the event? The Chinese have foiled an Islamic plot to murder and terrorize kafirs (non-muslims) at the upcoming Olympics. It now appears that we will just have to live with this Islamic hatred every time the Olympics comes around.

Some people may not be aware why Muslims hate the Olympics so much, so let me try to explain. Muslims are trained to literally hate western culture and western culture starts with Ancient Greece. Muslims are taught that the achievements of the greeks were made-up, exagerrated, or stolen from the Quran, even though Greece came way before Islam.

The Olympics is seen as a celebration of western culture and the very thing the Olympics are beloved for, Muslims hate...that is...the brotherhood of mankind. To Muslims, this is enrages them because in their minds, the only way this should ever happen, is under the domination of Islam.

So what can we do to lessent his hate and constant threat? Suggest some Islamic events.
IDEAS:

We could change the discuss to the "stone toss" or "stoning". To suit both cultures, we could bring out dummies for westerners to stone, and live targets for Muslims to stone.

We could also have timed hyjackings, although Im not sure how you would set this up.

Another thought would be timed vest bomb assembly runs. Give each person the exact same materials and see who can build a bomb vest the fastest.
EDIT: Ok, fair enough Julia but lets not let the truth get in the way. Just try to think of events the angry little people would enjoy. Ok?

Another thought would be a beheading competition. You know, most heads chopped off in one minute flat.
EDIT: Camel racing is fine, so long as we lower our standards and allow them to use little children as jockeys...you know, the way the sheiks do in their gastly little camel racing events.
 
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh madness you kill me! ok how bout suicide bomb hiding? let me explain. We can see who can hide their bomb on their body the best before exploding in a public place =O

Or, how bout women can run out without a related man holding on to them, and we can see how many can avoid being raped?

LMAO


oh man I cant believe this hasnt been deleted....i hope it stays lol
 
They really don't have that much unique to their culture besides religon. Food is like the rest of middle east and south asia etc etc. They don't exactly have unique dances to highlight during the vents (bellydancing is to sexual for the little kids watching)
 
the coolest question of this era...:-)
appreciating the way a human brain thinks, to solve the problems of the universe...
great thinking lol...
 
Maybe as well as having disabled games after the standard games, they should have burka-only (for females), or "haram" games. I think a problem for moslems may be that they can't watch the games without sinning in their terms - seeing all the females without covering. Beach volleyball and ladies Gymnastic events must be the ultimate temptation for them. No wonder the mullahs want to suppress it and demonise the event.

We could add in new items (light and dark humour):
Hegir-athon: a race the length of Mohammed's hegira journey
Water-fasting: who can fast longest without water
Camel-endurance journeys.
 
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