Should I smack one of my 8 EX-lovers across the side of the head with a dead FISH or...

Auntie Gorgon

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...a smelly SHOE? I leave for 3 measly months, and what happens?
Beastie, MY Beastie....gets engaged?????
And no invite?
No card attached to a nice boubouniera, like a kilo of the smelly stuff or a vial full of double barrel purple microphones or da nada?

Grrr...
Ida, can you smoke them? Because otherwise I'd be afraid of their fate, with my Beastie around...
Roderick, darlink, what's a Percy? My mind, heart and soul is so full of utter rage and indignant hurt, I cannot remember!
 
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