My friend (David Mary Enyzme) just went to the vending machine and took a very long time, and naturally i was worried sick because he could have gotten abducted a child molester. When he finally returned he smelled like poop. I asked David, " why the hell do you smell like poop" and he said what do you mean, and i was like c'mon man if you fell into a sewer and rolled around in crap for 15 minutes you would not smell any worse than you do right now."
He then admitted to having to take the biggest crap when he got to the vending machine but there was no a bathroom in sight, so he tried to hold in but the walk was just too long, and he crapped himself. As a man of science i needed to know if he was telling the truth, so i needed proof. He then put his pants down his pants and wiped with his hand (dumbass), but that was all the proof i needed. On his way to the bathroom to clean up, my cat came over to say hello, and that sick-o pet my cat with his poop covered hand. I'm sure that has to be against some law. All i know is i will never look at my kitty the same way again.
Hand down his pants***
He then admitted to having to take the biggest crap when he got to the vending machine but there was no a bathroom in sight, so he tried to hold in but the walk was just too long, and he crapped himself. As a man of science i needed to know if he was telling the truth, so i needed proof. He then put his pants down his pants and wiped with his hand (dumbass), but that was all the proof i needed. On his way to the bathroom to clean up, my cat came over to say hello, and that sick-o pet my cat with his poop covered hand. I'm sure that has to be against some law. All i know is i will never look at my kitty the same way again.
Hand down his pants***