Should I Give This Sexy Poem To My Husband?

[Perfect Blonde Hot Wife]

So I was thinking about my husband just now (I am very considerate like that) and I decided to write him a poem.

I want him to know that I will not have sex with him, so he shouldn't ask.

My dear dear husband
You are so fat
I'd rather have sex
With our house cat

A man shouldn't have breasts
That hang to his belly
I bet if I lifted one
Underneath would be quite smelly

You have an ugly face
Only your mother could love it
Too bad for you she died
Although I don't care one bit

Just look at my beauty
And then look at you
I think everyone will agree
Compared to me you are poo

I need to reveal
You disgust me to no end
And I am cheating on you
With your best friend

The End


I am 25 and my husband is 30.
We have been married for 5 horrible years.

What do you think? Will this convey my message effectively?

 

[imported_Just_me]

My dear friend! You should think all this before marrage i think! Iam sorry if it hurts!

 

[Kailah S]

no, don't give it to him
your poem is both mean and horribly written