Should I follow this invitation to an enlightenment retreat?

I just received this "invitation" for a retreat so I get enlightened. They invite me, but scrolling down it costs $600 to get enlightened in their retreat. Do you think I have to follow the invitation?
In their words I will become an emerging individual, whatever this means...?
It goes like this and all done in 4 days only:"...to slip off the unwanted garments of your false self—the showy, and the threadworn alike—all the habits and ideas about yourself you have been hauling around, even though you know they are not the real you any more. What you will discover, maybe for the first time in your life, is what spiritual traditions call "direct experience", where you will suddenly feel fresh, open, alive, shimmering, honest, authentic and limitless. This is Enlightenment. It’s for you...blah goes on...
Wood Uncut you gave me the first "laugh out loud" for the day. This was hilarious.
 
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