Michael Brekke
New member
I was walking along with my dog and i came across one of those horse riding cops. As a joke i said to him thats a big steed youve got between youre legs and he took it totally wrong. He was only like 5"4 so i think he thought i was making fun of his dick or something. He got off and started threatenig to arrest me. My dog got really defensive and in perfect timing tool a huge long leak across the cops boots. At this point i was laughing because that is really freakin funny and a couple people around me saw and they also laughed. The cop started screaming that he could arrest me and take away my dog. In my defense this cute girl started telling him to lighten up and he couldnt actually do anything. He told her to leave or he would arrest her. She got really pissed and said she cpuld be wherever she wanted. Then someone slapped his horse and it started jogging away. The cop then ran after his horse and got backup to arrest the girl because he thought she did it. It was all really funny but he was a dousche and i was wandering if i could fight this to lift any charges on the girl.