I'm drunk as hell right now so forgive any teh spelling! Im ot allowed to drink but who gives! I was gonna broeak up with my girlfiend tonight but i couldnt do it! I got cold feet! We went home after a school party with some friends! She's asleep! I got pissed because i was feeling miserable! Then this idea popped into my head! Why not give her a cleveland steamer and bolt out the door! Its a whole lot easier than having the awkwar conversation! Just do the DIRTY WORK and run with all my belongings! PS: I know this sounds fake but its the ******* truth! The relationship has lasted 3 months and its been the worst of my life! SHe's a ***** and i want it to end now! What are your thoughts! It'll be good for a laugh and i'll wear a cup incase things godownhill!
Should i break up with my girlfriend with a cleveland steamer (urban dictionary)?
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