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A man decided to skip church one Sunday so he could head to the hills to do some bear hunting. As he rounded the corner on a perilous twist in the trail, he and a bear collided, sending him and his rifle tumbling down the mountainside. Before he knew it, his rifle went one way and he went the other, landing on a rock and breaking his leg. That was the good news…. The bad news was that the ferocious bear was now charging right at him, and he couldn’t move.
“Oh, Lord,” the man prayed, “I’m so sorry for skipping church today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish… Please make a Christian out of that bear that’s coming at me. Please, Lord!”
And at that very instant, the bear stopped at the man’s feet, got down on his knees, clasped his paws together and started to pray aloud.
“Dear God,” the bear said, “Bless this food I am about to receive.”
“Oh, Lord,” the man prayed, “I’m so sorry for skipping church today to come out here and hunt. Please forgive me and grant me just one wish… Please make a Christian out of that bear that’s coming at me. Please, Lord!”
And at that very instant, the bear stopped at the man’s feet, got down on his knees, clasped his paws together and started to pray aloud.
“Dear God,” the bear said, “Bless this food I am about to receive.”