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TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
Little Johnny : "HIJKLMNO"!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
Little Johnny : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.
Little Johnny : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Little Johnny!
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Little Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
Little Johnny: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Little Johnny : "HIJKLMNO"!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
Little Johnny : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.
Little Johnny : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Little Johnny!
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Little Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
Little Johnny: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?